Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real.
what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me
Van Gogh thought that too
That is really, really inspiring, actually.
We are inclined to agree with God on this one
IM SO DEAD.
there is some real inception shit happening here
there’s no way this is an accident
IM NOT EVEN SORRY
The women of Orange is the New Black for Emmy magazine
today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”
she just kept going
i screamed into a headset and she just kept going
black & white
No one could ever hate me half as much as I don’t care
i just found this on furby’s facebook page.
i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now
i think you’re still technically gay
The propaganda of patriarchy: misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, racism, classism.